A Dream Conversation

“Hello, Sean?”
“This is Natalie…”
“Portman. Natalie Portman. I was just, you know, hanging out in this park and I was thinking of you.”
“That is so cute. I mean, I saw your movie Closer a few months ago and I have to admit you have a fine ass.”
“You think?”
“Oh yeah! I wanna touch it.”
“Me too.”