My fingers hurt because I’m trying to learn how to play the guitar.
My foot hurts because I pulled a muscle over the weekend and its just now feeling a little better.
My knee hurts because I’m freakin’ old.
My wallet hurts even though I have some money.
My heart hurts cuz I can’t get a date.
My eyes hurt since I stare at a computer all damn day and night.
My head hurts cause I’m worried I’m not doing a good job at work. Or at least as good a job as I know I can do.
My ears hurt because all I hear is silence and the drip of my sink.
My hip hurts for some strange reason and I don’t know why. Probably cuz I’m getting old.