These are a few of the many things I just don’t understand. Feel free to add your own.

The benefit of state by state primaries. Make it one day with all 50 states and territories, popular winner takes all. There’s your candidates.

Second Life. I don’t wanna know what you do there.

Why some bands without original members get a pass and others don’t. Believe me, you don’t want Ace and Peter playing in KISS. Even the Rolling Stones and the Beatles would never have ran as long with just their original members.

Why there’s 10 minutes of commercials, filler and “news” for every 20 minutes of actual content on the radio. I try to listen to talk radio and it takes forever to get to the damn content/interview/etc. Podcasts are the way to go.

Why people are not bitching about $4 gas. People, it will never go down below $2 again.

The appeal of crocs. I have a co-worker who wears them to work. At least it’s a she.

Why do I see young people wearing baseball caps that still have the sticker and tags on them? It just seems kinda stupid.

Sudoku. My daughter likes it. I played it once. Whatever.

MySpace. Just get a free blog from Blogger or WordPress and be just a tiny bit more creative.

The appeal of untalented music stars. I’m lumping most rap stars in the category. Not all, just a whole bunch who are only in the business because they are somebody’s second cousin once removed.

How my daughter was inducted into the national junior honor’s society and I got Ds in math. She’s way smarter than I was at her age.

TMZ. Not funny. Not snarky. Boring.

Anyone who would vote Republican in November. I’m not against Republicans, but when the President’s approval rating is the worst in history and a vast majority of Americans feel the country is headed in the wrong direction how can anyone vote status quo?

NASCAR and racing in general. To each their own, but it doesn’t do anything at all for me. I don’t think I can name five drivers to save my life.

Now get off my lawn you whippersnappers!