-OLOGY Meme

I found this interesting meme with questions derived through topics using the suffix “-ology.”

It was also as good an excuse as any to post my Rachel Bilson desktop picture since it’s one of the answers below. Feel free to grab the meme and use on your site.

MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Italian

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Steak and Shake or White Castle. I’d like to try In and Out Burger

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. My favorite restaurant, as of late, is Firefly in my hometown.

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 15%

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A: Chicken because I could cook it lots of different ways.

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Sausage and Green Olives

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A: Butter and strawberry jelly, but grape will do.

TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A: Rachel Bilson walking

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A: Three

BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Both

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Wisdom teeth, hair. My heart.

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. I’ve never had a cavity.

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. Biology/Chemistry table. Did it when I helped the two and a half hours away girl move. I will now actively tell myself not to grumble…

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. No, which is a little surprising considering all the crap I did on my bike when I was a kid.

BULLSH*TTOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. No.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Maybe just Sean Patrick.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Black, Dark Green, Navy.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Probably, but nothing earth-shattering

Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. My cousin was not doing well in the deep end of his pool and I helped him. Probably wasn’t going to drown, but he was in a big of a panic.

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. No, but sometimes I wish she would.

DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Oh, probably. French kiss? No.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. No, it would have to be a much larger sum.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Maybe. I’d just write my essays and reviews and try and parlay them into a book.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. A highly unlikely scenario. Maybe.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. Sure.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. It depends on the human life. More than likely not.

DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: My iPod Nano

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: I don’t believe the movie garners enough repeat viewing enjoyment outside of the dancing scene.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Mostly carpet, but I have a pseudo-wood floors in my kitchen

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: I stand 99% of the time, but I have laid down in my bathtub while the shower is running.

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: It has been a LOOONG time since I had a roommate. Depends on the roommate, of course.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: Zero. I hate flip flops and sandals of all kinds.

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: I got pulled over for not having my registration up-to-date. I was a dumbass.

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Happy.

Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A: Unsurprisingly, the two and a half hours away girl still probably fills that spot. Of course for this top 8 to have any context, you’d need to know the remaining seven and I’m not giving it up.

LASTOLOGY
Q: Last friend you talked to?
A: At the time of this writing, Kate. Had a drink with her and we talked about the two and a half hours away girl, her run in with her ex and politics.

Q: Last person who called you?
A: Kate

Q: Person you hugged?
A: My daughter. Also named Kate or Kaitlyn. She doesn’t mind.

FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 11

Q: Season?
A: Summer

CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: Oh, yes.

Q: Mood?
A: A fine mixture of sadness, hope and opportunity

Q: Listening to?
A: Various podcasts

Q: Watching?
A: myself grow older…

Q: Worrying about?
A: Being alone for the rest of my life

RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: bathroom

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: See my old friend Tony Wallace… talk to this new girl…

Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A: On DVD? Iron Man. At the theater? Star Wars The Clone Wars, I think.

Q: Do you smile often?
A: Yes.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Sure.