Don’t Ask

Don’t ask me what I did last night.

Don’t ask me who I was with.
Don’t ask me if she said I had nice arms and a cute smile.
Don’t ask me if her legs were silky smooth.

Don’t ask if the Thai coconut chicken turned out.
Don’t ask me if the beer is cold or the wine is chilled.
Don’t ask me if I ate all six crab rangoon.

Don’t ask me if I changed the sheets on my bed.
Don’t ask me if I changed the towels in my bathroom
Don’t ask me if my pillow still smells of you.

Don’t ask me if I’m feeling better.
Don’t ask me if I feel good.
Don’t ask me if she felt good.

Don’t ask me who I’m voting for
Don’t ask me who I think you should vote for.
Don’t ask me why.

Cause I might tell you…