I Was Gonna…

I was gonna vote for more war…
I was gonna lose weight…
I was gonna write more…
I was gonna tell you that I loved you…
I was gonna send you dirty pictures…
I was gonna read more…
I was gonna watch less TV…
I was gonna be the best that I can be…
I was gonna floss…
I was gonna check that engine light…
I was gonna send you a letter…
I was gonna try a little harder
I was gonna try a little tenderness…
I was gonna not be so neurotic…
I was gonna get laid…
I was gonna be somebody…
I was gonna work harder…
I was gonna love you harder…
I was gonna take more pictures…
I was gonna listen to new music…
I was gonna learn how to play guitar…
I was gonna sleep better…
I was gonna shave…
I was gonna cook you a delicious meal…
I was gonna show you the way…
I was gonna rock and roll all nite and party everyday…
I was gonna sing in the shower…
I was gonna be married forever…
I was gonna love you forever…
I was gonna live forever…
I was gonna see my grandma turn 100…
I was gonna have a flying car…
I was gonna finish that book…
I was gonna stop being jealous…
I was gonna motivate others…
I was gonna believe…
I was gonna be married with a house and 2.5 kids…
I was gonna ride like the wind…
I was gonna to California…
I was gonna laugh more and cry less…
I was gonna hold your hand…
I was gonna kiss your lips…
I was gonna get off line…
I was gonna knock it outta the park…
I was gonna see you standing there…
I was gonna drive all night…
I was gonna eat less and exercise more…
I was gonna buy you a diamond ring…
I was gonna ignore you…
I was gonna stay with you forever…
I was gonna wish upon a star…
I was gonna get that tune up…
I was gonna drink and cuss and spit…
I was gonna exceed expectations…
I was gonna leave a light on for you…
I was gonna hold a candle for you…
I was gonna do all these things…

… but I didn’t.