The Numbers Game

I’ve been on this planet for slightly over 41 years.

I’ve slept in the same bed, at least one night a year, for at least 30 of those 41 years.

I’ve been fall-down, out-of-my-mind drunk 3 times in my life. Once in college when I mixed beer with hard liquor, once right after grad school when I knocked on my ex-girlfriend’s apartment door and once with my friends when I drank about 15 Rum and Cokes.

I’ve thrown up because of alcohol consumption 1 time in my life. The mix night.

I’ve traveled to 1 country outside the United States. Oh, Canada.

I’ve been in 26 states. Adding Nevada in 2010.

I’ve luckily been in only 2 vehicle accidents in my life. The first, my then girlfriend was driving and I hit the windshield with my forhead. We weren’t going very fast, but I didn’t have my seatbelt on either. The second was in grad school when I rear-ended a car which had slammed on its brakes and I didn’t slow down quick enough. The later one ended up going to court. Pain in the ass.

I’ve owned exactly 5 vehicles. A Dodge, Honda, two Saturns and a Toyota.

I’ve owned exactly 4 computers. One crappy Gateway, two iMacs and a MacBook.

I’ve owned exactly 0 pets. None. Zip. Zilch. My brother has a dog.

I ran cross country for 8 years. 4 years in high school and 4 years in college. I was Most improved my sophomore year in high school, MVP my sophomore year in college and team captain my senior year in college. I was also the first four year letterwinner in cross country at Illinois College.

I’ve lived at the same address for almost 10 years.

I’ve slept with approximately 20,000 women… Whoops, how did this Wilt Chamberlain quote get in here!

I have 1 sibling, 2 parents, 3 televisions, 4 pairs of shoes and 5 windows in my apartment.

I own 12 long boxes of bagged and boarded comics., plus a few half boxes. My father bought Flash #123 and Adventure #247 at cover price.