THE TEASERS ARE KILLING ME

“It’s time for the Jedi to end…”

I would imagine you’ve seen this already, but in case you’ve been living on a secluded island on a secluded planet with a one-handed dude in grey robes…watch the teaser trailer for Star Wars: The Last Jedi and try not to drool. The film’s teaser poster has also been revealed.

It looks amazing. I’m hoping for a different Star Wars film. One with some heavier themes, modern cinematography, exciting space battles and lightsaber duels. Getting a few answers to lingering questions would also be welcome.

Cue a thousand think pieces on the color red and who exactly is the last Jedi?

Of course, I have my own theory on the central mystery of the new trilogy. Open the mystery box won’t you?