I’m pretty sure I have it set up that these tweets will eventually be deleted. I also occasionally just go through and wipe things out. Enjoy these while they are here.
My wife, who is the absolute best, got me a new turntable for Christmas and I’m listening to vinyl I haven’t heard in a while. #KISS #KISSARMY pic.twitter.com/nhNBAZoFHw
— Sean McDevitt (@sean_mcdevitt) December 27, 2020
Gruber and Associates is ready to assist you with all your securities and bearer bonds needs. pic.twitter.com/pzxEJeQGNO
— Sean McDevitt (@sean_mcdevitt) December 24, 2020
Time for cookies. pic.twitter.com/z9e6bCSBBp
— Sean McDevitt (@sean_mcdevitt) December 21, 2020
It blows my mind that there is a baby Yoda (the child) plush toy from a Star Wars television show (The Mandalorian) floating around on the International Space Station in 2020.
— Sean McDevitt (@sean_mcdevitt) November 18, 2020
My wife is currently making pasta e fagioli.
Wife: time to rinse the beans!
Me: Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Wife [looking askew. Pauses]: (busts out laughing hysterically)
— Sean McDevitt (@sean_mcdevitt) November 3, 2020
I voted. You should too. pic.twitter.com/KnYzDdT9NJ
— Sean McDevitt (@sean_mcdevitt) October 20, 2020
Given my certainty that yesterday happened, it’s astonishing how few details I can actually remember.
— Sean McDevitt (@sean_mcdevitt) September 25, 2020
I had no idea a band like this ever existed. The story is wonderful, crazy, and heartbreaking.
Disneyland's Forgotten Sci-Fi Rock Band – Live From the Space Stage https://t.co/daIurxt9nF
— Sean McDevitt (@sean_mcdevitt) September 3, 2020
I was watching the RNC and then I realized I could watch reruns of The Golden Girls and the world is a much kinder place.
— Sean McDevitt (@sean_mcdevitt) August 25, 2020
This brings back a lot of memories.https://t.co/jSGLUayMF0
— Sean McDevitt (@sean_mcdevitt) July 19, 2020
I spend about 500% of my life exaggerating.
— Sean McDevitt (@sean_mcdevitt) July 10, 2020
I wonder if that person who I haven't talked to in years ever wonders the same thing about me.
— Sean McDevitt (@sean_mcdevitt) July 8, 2020
It’s weird in 2020 to catch that episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit on USA with @leslieodomjr and @DaveedDiggs together. Weird and fun.
— Sean McDevitt (@sean_mcdevitt) July 8, 2020
Inside an old person is a kid wondering what happened.
— Sean McDevitt (@sean_mcdevitt) June 28, 2020
A book is just a step-by-step instruction manual of what to imagine. Isn't that wonderful?
— Sean McDevitt (@sean_mcdevitt) June 9, 2020
The fact that sooooooo many people choose to remain ignorant when the world’s information is at their fingertips is tiresome.
— Sean McDevitt (@sean_mcdevitt) June 2, 2020
Ahead of the times. pic.twitter.com/xA2YFA2zHa
— Sean McDevitt (@sean_mcdevitt) May 6, 2020
My daughter, who is a teacher, made this video from a poem she wrote. I think it is a little sad, a little hopeful, and utterly delightful.https://t.co/q22Haq6SDc
— Sean McDevitt (@sean_mcdevitt) April 14, 2020
Baby-faced George Clooney on this episode of Golden Girls is delightful. Joseph Campanella as his partner is also quite wonderful.
— Sean McDevitt (@sean_mcdevitt) April 11, 2020
Watching TV commercials with people going out, gathering, partying, traveling, and playing is starting to feel weird.
— Sean McDevitt (@sean_mcdevitt) March 27, 2020
My latest pic on #Instagram pic.twitter.com/vLELAA8POX
— Sean McDevitt (@sean_mcdevitt) March 19, 2020
Waking up is something I’ve done every day of my life, but I’m still really bad at doing it.
— Sean McDevitt (@sean_mcdevitt) March 6, 2020
I know precisely how and when to use a semicolon. But it doesn’t matter, because no one knows if I’m using it right or not.
— Sean McDevitt (@sean_mcdevitt) February 25, 2020
#girldad pic.twitter.com/u5yqaOYYyM
— Sean McDevitt (@sean_mcdevitt) January 29, 2020
… I remember 2019 like it was yesterday.
— Sean McDevitt (@sean_mcdevitt) January 1, 2020
