Scott Seiss made me laugh pretty hard with his honest answers to inane questions from customers as a seasonal employee of IKEA.
I think this one is my favorite:
Customer: I’d like to speak to your manager
Seiss: I’d like to speak to your mother. Tell her she should be embarrassed she raised someone to act like a baby in public. You want to speak to the manager? Please. The manager doesn’t know what’s going on. Haven’t you ever worked anywhere before?
I hope he never stops doing these.