The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has been made aware of
religious exemptions for COVID-19 vaccines. However, recognizing that
it’s important for churches to take a position on this literal
life-or-death matter, they are offering religious exemption letters
enabling their followers—known as Pastafarians—to be exempt from working
in proximity to the unvaxxed.
The unvaccinated may emit harmful virus particles which are
forbidden to devout Pastafarians, therefore we expect all reasonable
measures to be taken to help us avoid these virus particles. Please
respect our religious liberty.
This is a finely tuned bit of satire. Create and print your
customized letter here.